Independence Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Just because you've got a cat-flap doesn't mean you can come and go as you please.'

'I'm all for independence.'

"No man is an island, that's true, but I come pretty close."

Why on earth would people willingly get into a relationship? Huh? If you're in a serious relationship, you can't be you anymore. You're an "us." The "us" is a tyrant. You can't go out, or choose where to eat, or anything, unless the "us" says it's ok. That's why I've pretty much always been single. Yeeaah ... that must be why.

"An 'A' in 'Works Well Without Supervision'."

'I'll never understand parents. First they tell you to be independent, then they run right down to the IRS and declare you a dependent.'

Woman Leaves Husband 'Dave, I'm sorry, but I need to be on my own. Can you wheel these to the elevator?'

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

"You should have known she was independent when you found out she was born July 4th."

Jarvis Cocker

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Catalan sentence

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

Mind Island

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."