Avid Viewer Gifts

'We interrupt our regular programming to bring you the football season....'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

TV vs Reading

The Subtitle

Quite literary.

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Your Luggage

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

Your library book is overdue.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

Bookmobile.

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm a mockingbird."

Read this book! It will never be a motion picture or even a made for TV movie.

Harold Pinter

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Ah, the beach. My old nemesis."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"Must you insist on reading like that?!"