Independent Music Gifts

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Cellphone Islands

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Nick Cave

Signing the declaration of independence.

Listening to Coldplay.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Rock On

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'