"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"
Indie Performer Gifts
Looking for a gift that echoes the soulful spirit of an indie performer? Our collection features playful and stylish items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, all inspired by the independent music scene. Whether it's a gift for a budding musician or a dedicated fan, these products celebrate creativity, originality, and the raw edge of indie music culture.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"Extreme miming"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"We're following Carrot Top."
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
George Michael
Cow Show Tunes
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
Jazz is Invented
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
"Bravo!"
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
"I can't believe he brought her."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
'Play it again, Sam.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
Indie Performer Gifts Collection
Indie Performer Mugs
Find more indie-inspired mugs that celebrate your favorite performers or bring creative energy to your mornings.
Indie Performer Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows inspired by indie creativity, perfect for artists and fans alike.
Indie Performer Prints
Decorate your space with prints that capture the essence of indie music and creative freedom, ideal for any music lover or performer.
Indie Performer T-Shirts
Browse our indie performer t-shirts to wear your love for independent music loud and proud.