A conductor practising in front of a mirror.
Solo Performer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a solo performer? Whether they're a musician, comedian, or magician, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their creativity and independence. Gift them a reminder of their passion and talent with something that aligns perfectly with their creative spirit.
"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."
"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."
Violinist
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"We're following Carrot Top."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"Extreme miming"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
Cow Show Tunes
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
George Michael
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
Jazz is Invented
"I can't believe he brought her."
"Bravo!"
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
Solo Performer Gifts Collection
Solo Performer Mugs
Browse our range of mugs specially crafted for solo performers who like to start their day with humor and motivation.
Solo Performer Pillows
Find comfortable pillows that celebrate the spirit of solo artists, adding personality and comfort to any space.
Solo Performer Prints
View our inspiring prints designed for solo performers, ideal for decorating a creative space or entertainment area.
Solo Performer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts perfect for independent performers wanting to make a statement on and off stage.