Performing Artist Gifts

Theater masks wearing face masks

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Improv Night

"Is that rain? or the opera singer?"

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

Mime School - I will not talk in class.

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

When mime artists travel to work.

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'How do you amass $100,000 worth of student loans by going to clown college?'

Matador

Singing Troubadour/Matador

Male Ballet Dancer

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"They're on silent retreat."

Happy/Sad Mask

"Maybe quarantine was better?!!!"

Swan Lake with masks on.

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

Dance school and Fred-a-Stairs building.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

School of Dance

'Take that, infinity!'

"Frankly, I was appalled by the congresswoman's unacceptable...."

Now Hiring Assistants. I don't want to join a group that would halve me as a member.

Impressive resume.

Lindsay Lohan, Adaptable Actress

The ocean is no place for a star.

"I didn't realize we'd be interviewing a Frenchman."

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

Elvis Presley

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Who d'you think you are?