Independent Films Gifts

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

Duplass Brothers

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

No-Work Orange

Horror movies

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Canadian film production

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'It was great. I hated it.'