Indie Films Gifts

"So many indie films, so little time."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"I wasn't in the mood for exquisite observing."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

'Thank you for coming out to support our independent film. In the spirit of independence, we don't need you. Get out.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Rock On

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

Duplass Brothers

Tenafly International Film Festival

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Read this book! It will never be a motion picture or even a made for TV movie.

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"How's this for an idea — the first hundred-million-dollar independent film!"

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

Goldilocks at Sundance.

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

'D'you have anything that's not in 3D, a sequel or bloody kids?'

"No I want to see THE Prodigy, not A prodigy."

Indie Kid.

"The new Matter-Eater Lad movie is going to be better than the new Avengers movie because it's not about saving the whole world." "Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why 'The Martian' did so well." "It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden." "I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares." "We really should have our own movie review show."