Indie Music Lovers Gifts

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Jarvis Cocker

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Plum jam...

Listening to Coldplay.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Nick Cave

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Rock On

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Disease-y Top

Snake Charming

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Islington Angels.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

John Waters

Duplass Brothers

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'