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"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Plum jam...

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Rock On

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Snake Charming

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Islington Angels.

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Duplass Brothers

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Tenafly International Film Festival