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Tenafly International Film Festival

Well...there you have it.

"Let's make a low-budget movie till help arrives."

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We're in the part of the movie that's usually a montage."

"The new Matter-Eater Lad movie is going to be better than the new Avengers movie because it's not about saving the whole world." "Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why 'The Martian' did so well." "It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden." "I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares." "We really should have our own movie review show."

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Kirsten Johnson

Lumiere brothers caricature

Existential Risk

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Ennio Morricone

Duplass Brothers

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Romy Schneider

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Djargo.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Making noise in the cinema

Self Published

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"