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"So many indie films, so little time."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

William H. Macy

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Kritik's Korner

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

Canadian film production

Jarvis Cocker

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Jimmy Cagney.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Movies vs. Films

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Film Star Robert de Niro

Quentin Tarantino