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"How's this for an idea — the first hundred-million-dollar independent film!"

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

Duplass Brothers

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Tenafly International Film Festival

Self Published

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"So many indie films, so little time."

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Knowing your audience

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

Goldilocks at Sundance.

"I'm self-published."

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'D'you have anything that's not in 3D, a sequel or bloody kids?'

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

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