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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

vaccine wars.

"You've changed."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The Da Vinci Cod

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Official Fight Cards

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Homo Zapiens

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."