Indie Film Aficionado Mugs

"So many indie films, so little time."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Hollywood Breakup

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'