Vendor Gifts

'Make me one with everything.'

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Shellfish seller changes sales pitch.

Happiness for sale - "I always thought you couldn't buy it."

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Warm Gloves

"The dolls have to go back on the boat. They're using computer chips that Congress won't let us export to China."

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Hot dog venodor stimulating the economy.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

What it takes to be a leader.

Important balloons, $30.

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

'What have you got?'

Chutzpah, $1.

Horseradishes guaranteed 100% horse free!

The Concrete Café.

'Yes, we went into liquidation!'

'May I have your email address?'

Hats for all occasions.

'No sniffing.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Street Trading at Dudley St, Seven Dials, Nr Covent Garden

'I give it two minutes tops!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Whoever said, 'it's a dog eat dog world' was right on target.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Even Bigger Issue

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"This was all stolen locally."