Vendor Gifts

'Make me one with everything.'

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Happiness for sale - "I always thought you couldn't buy it."

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Warm Gloves

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"The dolls have to go back on the boat. They're using computer chips that Congress won't let us export to China."

'I'll take ten, please.'

What it takes to be a leader.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Hot dog venodor stimulating the economy.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Important balloons, $30.

The Concrete Café.

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

'What have you got?'

Chutzpah, $1.

Horseradishes guaranteed 100% horse free!

'Yes, we went into liquidation!'

"This was all stolen locally."

Street Trading at Dudley St, Seven Dials, Nr Covent Garden

Chiens Chauds.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Whoever said, 'it's a dog eat dog world' was right on target.'

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

'I give it two minutes tops!

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'No sniffing.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

'May I have your email address?'

Even Bigger Issue

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'