Vendor Manager Gifts

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Back in 5 minutes!

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'No sniffing.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Grocery Shopping

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

To-Let Town Centre Map

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"FREEDOM!!!"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

What it takes to be a leader.

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'I hear they're really good.'

The Shrimp Girl.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Fresh eggs!'