Market Vendor Gifts

'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Farmer's Black Market.

'My sprayer kept breaking down half way through my fields.'

Farmers' Market

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

'No, the vegetables.'

Weight of the law will be in metric.

Flying carpets $10.00, flying linoleum $3.00.

Farmers' Market. Farmer says: 'Get off my land!'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'Thinner!'

High end of the market...

Ship in a Bottle

Low carbon community.

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

Farmer taking offers for his wife.

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

Farmers Market: Tomatoes, Carrots and Couch Potatoes.

Olives

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

To-Let Town Centre Map

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Illuminating agricultural production

Grocery Shopping

Carrying Rhubarb to the Bazaar

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

Dreadful Existence.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Produce. When I worked at a produce market in England, we lined these up and sold them as "queue-cumbers."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market