House Vendor Gifts

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Beer Stall

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Back in 5 minutes!

Beer Order

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'No sniffing.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

You trip on it, you buy it.

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'