Marketplace Vendor Gifts

Used Umbrellas

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Made in China

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Back in 5 minutes!

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'No sniffing.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Grocery Shopping

"FREEDOM!!!"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

To-Let Town Centre Map

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

What it takes to be a leader.

'Uh-oh.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.