Marketplace Maverick Gifts

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'Uh-oh.'

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"We small retailers have to stick together."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Cellphone Islands

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Now before I give you my report, I want you all to remember the word 'cycle'.

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

The Day Trader

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags