Marketplace Maverick Pillows

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'Uh-oh.'

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"We small retailers have to stick together."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Cellphone Islands

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Now before I give you my report, I want you all to remember the word 'cycle'.

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

The Day Trader

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."