Markets Maverick Pillows

The main reason Bod trades on-line is his dumb mistakes remain anonymous

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

Elevator Pitch

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

'The market shifted on me.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

The two faces of capitalism.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.