Stock Trading Maverick Pillows

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Will work for ETFs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economy - USA.

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Superstock'

Jumping Wall Street.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Chinese stock market

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'