Online Shopping Maverick Pillows

'God bless mommy, daddy, sis, Spot and the Parker 2820 Sport Cabin I bought off the Internet with dad's credit card.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Have you any W fronts?'

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'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'Uh-oh.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"It looked different on the internet."

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

You Shouldn't Have

Big Guys vs Little Guys

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"It's just not the same."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

'All these conferences look the same.'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'