Online Shopping Maverick Gifts

'God bless mommy, daddy, sis, Spot and the Parker 2820 Sport Cabin I bought off the Internet with dad's credit card.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Have you any W fronts?'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Uh-oh.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"It looked different on the internet."

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

'All these conferences look the same.'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"