Megastore Maverick Gifts

"Water, water? I heart you the first time, pal! Grocery department, Aisle 12."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Cellphone Islands

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Grandma's caf

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Have you any W fronts?'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Biker chopper shopper

'Uh-oh.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

The Day Trader