Metro Maverick Gifts

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Cellphone Islands

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Grandma's caf

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

Biker chopper shopper

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

The Day Trader

Bank Stress Test

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'