Mobile Maverick Gifts

"May I borrow your mobile..."

'I wasn't talking on my cellphone. . . I was playing a videogame.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Cellphone Islands

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

When Cell Phone Users Go to Hell

"Oh, I'm just walking the walk and talking the talk..."

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

A man working on a model airplane