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Ye Haul.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Cellphone Islands

Grandma's caf

Guitar Man.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Targets.

Yard Sale

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

Popera!

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'I say we try it.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"We have a REALLY high turnover rate here."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

'Uh-oh.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."