Mobility Maverick Gifts

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

First day out on the mobility scooter...

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Danger Wheelchair Driver.

Granny buying a mobility scooter

"Ah...the open road."

Mobility Solutions

Cellphone Islands

Grandma's caf

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

In, Out, Shake it all about

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"It's the new mobile office."

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."