Megaphone Maverick Gifts

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

Hollywood producer.

Waking Up With Rooster.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Communication

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Shouting

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hollywood director.

"You see it right?"

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

Italian Army Knife

The Senior Fashionista