Megaphone Maverick Gifts

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Hollywood producer.

'Have you any W fronts?'

Waking Up With Rooster.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Communication

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Shouting

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

Hollywood director.

"You see it right?"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

The Senior Fashionista

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"