Megaphone Maniac Gifts

Communication

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Hollywood producer.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

Living with a cataholic.

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Love Hurts

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Shouting

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

cat singing into microphone

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Brittany Howard

Journalist interviewing a bird.