Megaphone Moments Gifts

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Hollywood producer.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

The Poet.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Communication

Shouting

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

Recording Studio

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"You see it right?"

Tom Waits.

Hollywood director.

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Annoucement

Samantha Fish