Megaphone Moments Gifts

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Hollywood producer.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

The Poet.

Communication

Recording Studio

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Shouting

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Annoucement

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

Journalist interviewing a bird.

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"You see it right?"

Hollywood director.

Tom Waits.