Megaphone Marvels Gifts

Meaningful Negotiations?

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Stupid Microwave

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Hollywood producer.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

The End of the Worker Bees

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Communication

The Poet.

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Tortoise and the Hare

Recording Studio

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'