Miniature Megaphone Gifts

Shouting

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lego Haircut

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Hollywood producer.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Pirate

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Communication

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

"You see it right?"

Hollywood director.

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Meaningful Negotiations?

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

"It's a large megaphone to make our voices he heard."

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

"Sorry—just thinking out loud."

Too many coxes.

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"