Megaphone Enthusiast Gifts

A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"We're not allowed to rattle the tins."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Sorry—just thinking out loud."

"Must be the election cycle."

'Sunday drivers and Jaywalkers - here I come!'

Woman on train with megaphone, "Oh Geoffrey I do so hate these long goodbyes!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Hollywood producer.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Thermidor Dali

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'I'm on the way!'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

Communication

Shouting