Megaphone Maestros Gifts

'I said - put your paws up and drop the hamster!'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Hollywood producer.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

The boss and her baby

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.