Megastore Maverick Pillows

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Cellphone Islands

Grandma's caf

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'The market shifted on me.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

Biker chopper shopper

'Uh-oh.'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

The Day Trader

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'