Retail Maverick Gifts

Handcuffs: Steal one pair, get the second pair free!

'All these conferences look the same.'

'Now THAT's what I call an innovative business plan!'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Cellphone Islands

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Grandma's caf

"That new drug causes flatulence."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

Elevator Pitch

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'The market shifted on me.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

The Contrarian funds

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.