Retail Maverick Gifts

Handcuffs: Steal one pair, get the second pair free!

'All these conferences look the same.'

'Now THAT's what I call an innovative business plan!'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Cellphone Islands

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Grandma's caf

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Elevator Pitch

Dow Jones drop

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'My market doesn't understand me.'

You trip on it, you buy it.

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'