Marketability Maverick Gifts

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Elevator Pitch

Dow Jones drop

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Which way up do you want it?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

The Contrarian funds

'My market doesn't understand me.'

The two faces of capitalism.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

Entertainment systems

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

You trip on it, you buy it.