Monetization Maverick Gifts

Hacked Dreams

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'The market shifted on me.'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

The two faces of capitalism.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Uh-oh.'

'Wait a minute....!

The Day Trader