Money Management Maverick Gifts

'Oh, I dropped out of school last week. I'm now a day trader.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

"I'm in debt up to my eyes. Only my hat is paid for!"

'Looks like it's time to back up the truck - the garbage truck, that is.'

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Money exchange

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."