Modern Money Maverick Gifts

"Haven't you heard? The world has gone to digital money. I suppose we could give you a check ... "

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Investments.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

A wiser and a better man

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

The Euro.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'