Investment Maverick Gifts

'Me? I took all the money I made on a book I wrote, on investing conservatively, and blew it, on options on futures.'

'Oh no, a nuclear war has started and I don't even know which stocks to pick..!'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Employee won't think about work outside of box

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'The market shifted on me.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"