Stock Market Maverick Gifts

'Good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers.'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Now let's hear from a contrarian."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Low-Rent Stockholders

Investments: Irreverent Stocks For Irreverent Times!

"I had to quit my job as a day trader."

Wall Street In Jail

Man in the corner with dunce hat.

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Leave me the figures on my voicemail... I never check it.'

'My goodness! You certainly haven't been yourself lately...'

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'His 'monkey see, monkey do' investment style has been widely copied.'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.'

'Well, that rather depends on what you mean by assets!'

Another Rogue Trader

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'These latest figure are encouraging...'