Modern Money Maverick Prints

"Haven't you heard? The world has gone to digital money. I suppose we could give you a check ... "

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

Investments.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

A wiser and a better man

The Euro.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'