Financial Maverick Prints

"None of that steady income and security crap! I just want to make a big, fat killing and check out."

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Wait a minute....!

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

Tonight's Topic. How To Make a Killing In The Stock Market. I made a killing in the market once, but the only casualty was my investment.

The Bullish World

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."