Money-motivated Maverick Prints

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

'Me? I took all the money I made on a book I wrote, on investing conservatively, and blew it, on options on futures.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

'Whose idea was it that we give our investors full disclosure?'