Money Making Maverick Gifts

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Wait a minute....!

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

Tonight's Topic. How To Make a Killing In The Stock Market. I made a killing in the market once, but the only casualty was my investment.

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

First I asked myself, "Why did I cross the road?" Then I asked, "Why did I hop on that train?" Then It was, "Why did I buy this suit?" And now I'm like, "Why didn't I fire this guy a long time ago?"

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

Elon Again (Naturally)